It's always a pleasure to leave London and it's suburbs to visit the wholesome parts of Britain. Safe places where one can converse with magnificent, wholesome people who've much to offer. I do, however, wish they spoke bloody English..

Someone get this man a pint..

Yea, because #winter is exactly when Californian #wildfires magically start in multiple locations that are nowhere near each other.

#California

BAN this ARSEHOLE on the SPOT

Trust Prince William to drink bloody "neck oil"/"beavertown" or whichever of the yuppie liquids this is. 🤦‍♂️

Even if he'd wanted a nice Staropramen, the media wouldn't have allowed it.

He rose now that we need him the most...