Happy Father's Day btw

It's 19 March, you guys got it wrong

Thank you, I got day-drunk with Eeyore to celebrate

It's a good day, I've only told my son to shut the fuck up three times today. New record.

Who would've thought

That’s not even My penis!!!

🇺🇸📝 Intel Slava - With the U.S. withdrawing the Nimitz CSG from the Western Pacific, the U.S. Navy now has one available carrier in the form of the U.S.S. George Washington. The PLAN, for the first time ever that we are aware of, has more active carriers in the Western Pacific than the United States.

With an impending American war with Iran, you KNOW Xi is popping bottles of champagne in Beijing right now.

Another little eepy wizard was accepted to the covenant of eepy wizards🪄

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UK's all-time inventions and discoveries, seem to surpass in number Germany, due to pioneering 3/4 of all industrial technologies, giving UK a major edge and making Germans inferior to Brits despite Brits having crooked teeth