Rise and grind bleaters, it's time to get that cornbread

Loaf bros

New fish in webfishing

At work today and a sassy old Italian woman comes to my section, jokingly nagging her husband the entire time.

Well she comes up to me and asks "is this (brocoli rabe) the same as [insert Italian veggie/ name]"

I didn't fully catch what she said and asked her to repeat it, annoyed she says it again and I tell her "sorry ma'am I'm not sure"

She snaps back half jokingly, "well I already knew that, you would have said yes the first time if you did!"

"I'm sorry ma'am..."

"It's ok honey, maybe next time you'll be born lucky" she says as she takes the veggie and walks away