Alternate version of one of them

Born to early to die in the sandbox
Born too late to die in the sandbox
Born just in time to die in the sandbox

Oh so this actually is happening

>or American soldiers

Oh so we are doing a full on invasion great lovely, anything for Israel!

Lmao so it's a point for point rerun of WMDs in Iraq, but instead of Israel laundering their fake intel through the CIA you have the CIA rebuking it immediately and Trump just ignoring them completely and getting his intel right from Mossad

I am calling for a total moratorium on evangelicals until we can figure out what the fuck is going on and how to most effectively destroy every single copy of the Scofield Reference Bible