I genuinely don't understand why the left has a problem with a military parade, and its not just a "eh I mean its kind of a waste of resources" thing, like they have a big enough problem with it that they just killed 2 people and shot 2 more

The US Press Room in 2 Weeks

Alternate version of one of them

Born to early to die in the sandbox
Born too late to die in the sandbox
Born just in time to die in the sandbox