I don't know why anyone is surprised that Trump actually bombed Iran, the defense industry is legally owed a set amount of profits from the federal government on a yearly basis, with significant penalties if the government does not meet that quota. There hasn't been a major war in a while, the LGBT (Lockheed Martin, General Dynamics, Boeing, Texas Instruments) need to be paid.
Also Israel likely has a video of Trump raping a toddler and he definitely does not want that out there.
Also Israel likely has a video of Trump raping a toddler and he definitely does not want that out there.
Born too late to die in the sandbox
Born too early to die in the sandbox
Born just in time to die in the sandbox
Born too early to die in the sandbox
Born just in time to die in the sandbox
Democrats win: you die from a horde of foreign felons raiding your home and knife raping your family to death
Republicans win: you die when a RS-28 Sarmat Hypersonic Intercontinental Ballistic Missile singlehandedly wipes out the entire eastern seaboard because Holden Bloodfeast desperately wanted to see Tehran on fire before he died
We just have the best political parties don't we folks!
Republicans win: you die when a RS-28 Sarmat Hypersonic Intercontinental Ballistic Missile singlehandedly wipes out the entire eastern seaboard because Holden Bloodfeast desperately wanted to see Tehran on fire before he died
We just have the best political parties don't we folks!
Vance sees how unpopular another sandbox war is and is seemingly trying to distance himself from this decision, smart move if he's eyeing the presidency which he presumably is, though one leak isn't going to mean much if a full scale war does end up kicking off
https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/israel-seeks-swift-action-iran-sources-say-with-split-us-administration-2025-06-21/
https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/israel-seeks-swift-action-iran-sources-say-with-split-us-administration-2025-06-21/
Reuters
Exclusive: Israel seeks swift action on Iran, sources say, with a split U.S. administration
Israeli officials have told the Trump administration they do not want to wait two weeks for Iran to reach a deal to dismantle key parts of its nuclear program and Israel could act alone before the deadline is up, two sources said, amid a continuing debate…
The Iranian strikes didn't even blow up Iran's enriched uranium stockpiles and we don't even know where those are, so the US just started a war with Iran for absolutely no reason
"I was there, I remember the tales of Mass Deportations, all those years ago"
"Dude what the fuck are you talking about"
"January of two thousand and twenty five, an age ago, I was there I saw it, ICE agents in LA shoving obese Hondurans into box trucks, it was glorious..."
"that was 6 months ago dude jeez can you please man the machine gun already these Iranians aren't going to kill themselves"
".... All of that lost like tears in rain"
"Stop talking like that, you're 23"
"Dude what the fuck are you talking about"
"January of two thousand and twenty five, an age ago, I was there I saw it, ICE agents in LA shoving obese Hondurans into box trucks, it was glorious..."
"that was 6 months ago dude jeez can you please man the machine gun already these Iranians aren't going to kill themselves"
".... All of that lost like tears in rain"
"Stop talking like that, you're 23"
"Yes your Holiness Trump has successfully launched the intentionally flawed operation I created to instigate a war with Iran, and the Iranians have already moved their nuclear material stockpile to a safe location, Tel Aviv will be a pile of radioactive ash within the year the holy land will be ours, yes they still think I'm senile and dying of cancer"
White boy summer just got hotter and by that I mean we're all going to die in Iran