Amid the liberal media's latest push to convince me not to dip deez nuts in soy sauce, I have realized these people are capable of learning and understanding reverse psychology.

Is it just me or is all of the culture now shifting toward misery in an unusual way? We had "We're so back." and "It's over." alternating as a meme. Now it's all "spaghetti spill," "cooked," what happened?

I think I figured it out. Why is zoomer culture so negative suddenly? It's because everyone realized fixing things politically isn't helping anything because we messed up our personal lives too badly, mainly because of awful advice (and harmful intervention) from our parents.

Mom and dad decided that she couldn't get with the older guy who had money to support her and then she ended up having hookups since no guy could afford to take care of her, oops she got into a situationship with a dude who only wanted her as a short-term hole, now no man will marry her and mommy said that's for the best and all the guys are left with unmarriageable women and a load of harpies saying they can't get close to anyone worth dating.

Now everyone realizes that our entire generation is doomed regardless of our attempts to institute collective self-improvement because our parents made sure we were always destined to collectively fail from the start. It was over before it ever began.

The Boomers are ever the Worst Generation.

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