Сидит мужик возле роддома, выходит акушер с ребёнком, держит его за ногу. Радостный отец спрашивает: - Мальчик или девочка?! Врач берет и со всего размаху расхуяривает ребёнка об угол здания. Везде кровь, кишки, мясо; отец падает в обморок. Просыпается он, уже на больничной койке и смотрит ахуевшими глазами на врача. А врач ему говорит: - Да я пошутил, он уже мертвеньким родился)
Сидит мужик возле роддома, выходит акушер с ребёнком, держит его за ногу. Радостный отец спрашивает: - Мальчик или девочка?! Врач берет и со всего размаху расхуяривает ребёнка об угол здания. Везде кровь, кишки, мясо; отец падает в обморок. Просыпается он, уже на больничной койке и смотрит ахуевшими глазами на врача. А врач ему говорит: - Да я пошутил, он уже мертвеньким родился)
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And while money initially moved into stocks in the morning, capital moved out of safe-haven assets. The price of the 10-year Treasury note fell Friday, sending its yield up to 2% from a March closing low of 1.73%. "We as Ukrainians believe that the truth is on our side, whether it's truth that you're proclaiming about the war and everything else, why would you want to hide it?," he said. In February 2014, the Ukrainian people ousted pro-Russian president Viktor Yanukovych, prompting Russia to invade and annex the Crimean peninsula. By the start of April, Pavel Durov had given his notice, with TechCrunch saying at the time that the CEO had resisted pressure to suppress pages criticizing the Russian government. The company maintains that it cannot act against individual or group chats, which are “private amongst their participants,” but it will respond to requests in relation to sticker sets, channels and bots which are publicly available. During the invasion of Ukraine, Pavel Durov has wrestled with this issue a lot more prominently than he has before. Channels like Donbass Insider and Bellum Acta, as reported by Foreign Policy, started pumping out pro-Russian propaganda as the invasion began. So much so that the Ukrainian National Security and Defense Council issued a statement labeling which accounts are Russian-backed. Ukrainian officials, in potential violation of the Geneva Convention, have shared imagery of dead and captured Russian soldiers on the platform. Anastasia Vlasova/Getty Images
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