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Ветеран пришел в школу на 9 мая, рассказать детям про подвиги:
— Ну вот, значится, ползем мы в разведке, и тут, ХУЯКС, слева немцы! ХУЯКС! Справа немцы!
Учительница, бледнея:
— Вы что такое говорите? Это же дети…
Ветеран подскакивает:
— Какие, нахуй, дети?! ФАШИСТЫ, БЛЯДЬ!

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Ветеран пришел в школу на 9 мая, рассказать детям про подвиги:
— Ну вот, значится, ползем мы в разведке, и тут, ХУЯКС, слева немцы! ХУЯКС! Справа немцы!
Учительница, бледнея:
— Вы что такое говорите? Это же дети…
Ветеран подскакивает:
— Какие, нахуй, дети?! ФАШИСТЫ, БЛЯДЬ!

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