Врезается Тойота в новый мерс, стоящий на перекрестке. Из мерса вылазят двое мощных братков, вытаскивают мужика из Тойоты и начинают бить. Тот орет: — Это же Тойота!!! Те продолжают его усердно бить. Он опять: — Ну мужики, это же Тойота! Ноль внимания. Он опять, уже неизмогая: — Мужики, это же Тойота!!!! Успокоившись, братки его спрашивают: — И чё? — Как что? Водитель-то справа!
Врезается Тойота в новый мерс, стоящий на перекрестке. Из мерса вылазят двое мощных братков, вытаскивают мужика из Тойоты и начинают бить. Тот орет: — Это же Тойота!!! Те продолжают его усердно бить. Он опять: — Ну мужики, это же Тойота! Ноль внимания. Он опять, уже неизмогая: — Мужики, это же Тойота!!!! Успокоившись, братки его спрашивают: — И чё? — Как что? Водитель-то справа!
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At the start of 2018, the company attempted to launch an Initial Coin Offering (ICO) which would enable it to enable payments (and earn the cash that comes from doing so). The initial signals were promising, especially given Telegram’s user base is already fairly crypto-savvy. It raised an initial tranche of cash – worth more than a billion dollars – to help develop the coin before opening sales to the public. Unfortunately, third-party sales of coins bought in those initial fundraising rounds raised the ire of the SEC, which brought the hammer down on the whole operation. In 2020, officials ordered Telegram to pay a fine of $18.5 million and hand back much of the cash that it had raised. Russian President Vladimir Putin launched Russia's invasion of Ukraine in the early-morning hours of February 24, targeting several key cities with military strikes. "Markets were cheering this economic recovery and return to strong economic growth, but the cheers will turn to tears if the inflation outbreak pushes businesses and consumers to the brink of recession," he added. On December 23rd, 2020, Pavel Durov posted to his channel that the company would need to start generating revenue. In early 2021, he added that any advertising on the platform would not use user data for targeting, and that it would be focused on “large one-to-many channels.” He pledged that ads would be “non-intrusive” and that most users would simply not notice any change. So, uh, whenever I hear about Telegram, it’s always in relation to something bad. What gives?
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