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На уроке в школе.
Учительница нарисовала на доске яблоко.
Спрашивает детей:
— Что это? Весь класс хором:
— Жопа!
Учительница расплакалась и убежала жаловаться директору.
Через минуту в класс заходит директор:
— Эх, как вы могли?
Зачем учительницу до слез довели и жопу на доске нарисовали?!

🦀 Держи краба!



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На уроке в школе.
Учительница нарисовала на доске яблоко.
Спрашивает детей:
— Что это? Весь класс хором:
— Жопа!
Учительница расплакалась и убежала жаловаться директору.
Через минуту в класс заходит директор:
— Эх, как вы могли?
Зачем учительницу до слез довели и жопу на доске нарисовали?!

🦀 Держи краба!

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In 2014, Pavel Durov fled the country after allies of the Kremlin took control of the social networking site most know just as VK. Russia's intelligence agency had asked Durov to turn over the data of anti-Kremlin protesters. Durov refused to do so. That hurt tech stocks. For the past few weeks, the 10-year yield has traded between 1.72% and 2%, as traders moved into the bond for safety when Russia headlines were ugly—and out of it when headlines improved. Now, the yield is touching its pandemic-era high. If the yield breaks above that level, that could signal that it’s on a sustainable path higher. Higher long-dated bond yields make future profits less valuable—and many tech companies are valued on the basis of profits forecast for many years in the future. Stocks dropped on Friday afternoon, as gains made earlier in the day on hopes for diplomatic progress between Russia and Ukraine turned to losses. Technology stocks were hit particularly hard by higher bond yields. Update March 8, 2022: EFF has clarified that Channels and Groups are not fully encrypted, end-to-end, updated our post to link to Telegram’s FAQ for Cloud and Secret chats, updated to clarify that auto-delete is available for group and channel admins, and added some additional links. Oh no. There’s a certain degree of myth-making around what exactly went on, so take everything that follows lightly. Telegram was originally launched as a side project by the Durov brothers, with Nikolai handling the coding and Pavel as CEO, while both were at VK.
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