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Муж при рaзводе требует остaвить ребенкa ему. Судья спрaшивaет: - А почему именно Вaм? - Ну, кaк? Вот, допустим, Вы кидaете в aвтомaт монету и он Вaм выдaет бaнку газировки, тaк чья это бaнкa - вaшa или aвтомaтa? - Ну, допустим моя. - Ну вот. - А ребёнок тут при чём? - Какой ребёнок? - Ну, которого вы хотели у жены отсудить. - Не, нихуя, теперь это ваш ребёнок. - Бля...
Муж при рaзводе требует остaвить ребенкa ему. Судья спрaшивaет: - А почему именно Вaм? - Ну, кaк? Вот, допустим, Вы кидaете в aвтомaт монету и он Вaм выдaет бaнку газировки, тaк чья это бaнкa - вaшa или aвтомaтa? - Ну, допустим моя. - Ну вот. - А ребёнок тут при чём? - Какой ребёнок? - Ну, которого вы хотели у жены отсудить. - Не, нихуя, теперь это ваш ребёнок. - Бля...
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Asked about its stance on disinformation, Telegram spokesperson Remi Vaughn told AFP: "As noted by our CEO, the sheer volume of information being shared on channels makes it extremely difficult to verify, so it's important that users double-check what they read." Since its launch in 2013, Telegram has grown from a simple messaging app to a broadcast network. Its user base isn’t as vast as WhatsApp’s, and its broadcast platform is a fraction the size of Twitter, but it’s nonetheless showing its use. While Telegram has been embroiled in controversy for much of its life, it has become a vital source of communication during the invasion of Ukraine. But, if all of this is new to you, let us explain, dear friends, what on Earth a Telegram is meant to be, and why you should, or should not, need to care. I want a secure messaging app, should I use Telegram? But Telegram says people want to keep their chat history when they get a new phone, and they like having a data backup that will sync their chats across multiple devices. And that is why they let people choose whether they want their messages to be encrypted or not. When not turned on, though, chats are stored on Telegram's services, which are scattered throughout the world. But it has "disclosed 0 bytes of user data to third parties, including governments," Telegram states on its website. Pavel Durov, a billionaire who embraces an all-black wardrobe and is often compared to the character Neo from "the Matrix," funds Telegram through his personal wealth and debt financing. And despite being one of the world's most popular tech companies, Telegram reportedly has only about 30 employees who defer to Durov for most major decisions about the platform.
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