oh no

Pulling up to the graveyard to film a music video for your crack smoking anthem.

https://youtu.be/qOzlRmOsmpo

I haven't laughed so hard in months.

My theory about Gen X parenting grows truer all the time.

Imagine how bad Millennial spawn are going to be.

The Shriners were involved.

"Whatever people are going to do for fun in 20 years is probably predetermined. Winning is more a matter of discovering it than making it happen. In this respect at least, you can't push history off its course. You can, however, accelerate it.

What's the most entertaining thing you can build?"

https://web.archive.org/web/20120121035139/http://ycombinator.com/rfs9.html

Turns out that tools for elaborate metamasturbatory exhibitions were exactly what we had in mind.

Y Combinator was telling humanity that it was predestined to become a gooner, whether it spewed its loads or not.

I don't think many realize just how over it all is.

Seems like there's going to be a coordinated demolition of the entire world's economy to rescue the US dollar from obliteration. This looks like the plan as far as I can glean through esoteric inference from cryptic symbolism in my dreams.

Someone asked a good question: Why do sudden bird flu outbreaks seem to only impact the chicken supply? Simple answer is that there is no such thing as bird flu as we receive the reports. Such stories are a cover to prevent widespread moral hazard.

Pull out your secret decoder ring. There is increasing rejection of trade settlement in US dollars and the trading partners want something tangible instead. The nation as it presently operates cannot let this continue for much longer.

Bank of Japan, Canadian and Mexican tariffs, other rumblings that I probably forgot about because my brain has been cooked lately.

Sorry to all my foreigner bros. A lot of you are about to get completely slaughtered if I'm reading this correctly. Us burgers are going to catch a lot of strays, too.

Oh...

oh................

And now almost a year later I learn that she was pregnant during her second canine rodeo.

These theater kids are engendering a lot of support for mass deportations. Blocking major freeways is bad optics.

If you believe in the validity of the recent flood of empty Walmart/grocery store videos, self-deportations have already happened. Or the Vatican recalled their human inventory preemptively.

Lots of plausible scenarios here.

Blompf helps white people in South Africa in a tangible way and WNs complain that he didn't use their preferred language.

"wahhh he didn't say white people!!"

It's shocking to see the rapid obsolescence of all manner of ideologies. Perhaps a political singularity is closer than I originally thought it to be.

Fred Phelps cut a promo on the pernicious Leaf and it has aged tremendously well.

Bluesky is fedposting because the gravy train is about to be over. Happening on Reddit, too.