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- Свежий!
- Прошлогодний или свежий?
- Свежий!!!
- Прошлогодний?
- СВЕЖИЙ!!!
- Ой, не чуе баба...
- СВЕ-ЖИЙ!!!!!
- Прошлогодний?
- НИ, СВЕЖИЙ
- НЕ СВЕЖИЙ?
- СВЕЖИЙ!!!!
- Свежий?
- Да
- Да?
- Да.
- Ало?
- СВЕЖИЙ!!!!
- Прошлогодний?
- СВЕЖИЙ!!!!!!!
- Ой...
- Перезвоните ещё раз.
- Позапрошлогодний привоз?
- СВЕЖИЙ ПРИВОЗ
- Ой не чуе баба, глухая як тетеря...
- Да я уже понял.
- Хлеб то какой?
- Све...
- Прошлогодний да?
- Не, свежий
- Свежий?
- Да
- Да?
- Да.
- Прям свежий?
- Недавно привезли
- Ой, спасибо
- Пожалуйста, спокойной вам ночи.



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- Новiколаевка магазин
- Подскажите пожалуйста, у вас хлеб свежий?
- Свежий
- Прошлогодний?
- Свежий!
- Прошлогодний или свежий?
- Свежий!!!
- Прошлогодний?
- СВЕЖИЙ!!!
- Ой, не чуе баба...
- СВЕ-ЖИЙ!!!!!
- Прошлогодний?
- НИ, СВЕЖИЙ
- НЕ СВЕЖИЙ?
- СВЕЖИЙ!!!!
- Свежий?
- Да
- Да?
- Да.
- Ало?
- СВЕЖИЙ!!!!
- Прошлогодний?
- СВЕЖИЙ!!!!!!!
- Ой...
- Перезвоните ещё раз.
- Позапрошлогодний привоз?
- СВЕЖИЙ ПРИВОЗ
- Ой не чуе баба, глухая як тетеря...
- Да я уже понял.
- Хлеб то какой?
- Све...
- Прошлогодний да?
- Не, свежий
- Свежий?
- Да
- Да?
- Да.
- Прям свежий?
- Недавно привезли
- Ой, спасибо
- Пожалуйста, спокойной вам ночи.

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The Security Service of Ukraine said in a tweet that it was able to effectively target Russian convoys near Kyiv because of messages sent to an official Telegram bot account called "STOP Russian War." A Russian Telegram channel with over 700,000 followers is spreading disinformation about Russia's invasion of Ukraine under the guise of providing "objective information" and fact-checking fake news. Its influence extends beyond the platform, with major Russian publications, government officials, and journalists citing the page's posts. Markets continued to grapple with the economic and corporate earnings implications relating to the Russia-Ukraine conflict. “We have a ton of uncertainty right now,” said Stephanie Link, chief investment strategist and portfolio manager at Hightower Advisors. “We’re dealing with a war, we’re dealing with inflation. We don’t know what it means to earnings.” It is unclear who runs the account, although Russia's official Ministry of Foreign Affairs Twitter account promoted the Telegram channel on Saturday and claimed it was operated by "a group of experts & journalists." But Telegram says people want to keep their chat history when they get a new phone, and they like having a data backup that will sync their chats across multiple devices. And that is why they let people choose whether they want their messages to be encrypted or not. When not turned on, though, chats are stored on Telegram's services, which are scattered throughout the world. But it has "disclosed 0 bytes of user data to third parties, including governments," Telegram states on its website.
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