physical need to come up with the most noncanon scenes for my own amusement
Forwarded from Darïïa Lysiuk
"average person with a vulva has 7 orgasms per horse ride” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person has 0 orgasms per horse ride. Orgasms Georgina, who has specific fetishes and has 10,000 orgasms per ride, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Forwarded from Еліс встала з ліжка (Еліс)
(notices your bulge) damn girl, це тобі не Гуцульщина щоб з такою трембітою розгулювати
it's hilarious how mika doesn't know Shocking Grasp
but uses it as his attack of opportunity
but uses it as his attack of opportunity