Бабулька приходит к врачу на обследование. Врач ее осмотрел говорит: - Что-то сердечко у вас слабенькое... Знаете что, не ходите домой по лестнице пока. Через месяц бабулька проходит повторное обследование. Доктор: - Ну вот! сердечко окрепло, можете снова по лестнице домой ходить! - Ну наконец-то, а то я уже замучилась по водосточной трубе в окно лазить!
Бабулька приходит к врачу на обследование. Врач ее осмотрел говорит: - Что-то сердечко у вас слабенькое... Знаете что, не ходите домой по лестнице пока. Через месяц бабулька проходит повторное обследование. Доктор: - Ну вот! сердечко окрепло, можете снова по лестнице домой ходить! - Ну наконец-то, а то я уже замучилась по водосточной трубе в окно лазить!
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Under the Sebi Act, the regulator has the power to carry out search and seizure of books, registers, documents including electronics and digital devices from any person associated with the securities market. "And that set off kind of a battle royale for control of the platform that Durov eventually lost," said Nathalie Maréchal of the Washington advocacy group Ranking Digital Rights. The SC urges the public to refer to the SC’s I nvestor Alert List before investing. The list contains details of unauthorised websites, investment products, companies and individuals. Members of the public who suspect that they have been approached by unauthorised firms or individuals offering schemes that promise unrealistic returns At its heart, Telegram is little more than a messaging app like WhatsApp or Signal. But it also offers open channels that enable a single user, or a group of users, to communicate with large numbers in a method similar to a Twitter account. This has proven to be both a blessing and a curse for Telegram and its users, since these channels can be used for both good and ill. Right now, as Wired reports, the app is a key way for Ukrainians to receive updates from the government during the invasion. The next bit isn’t clear, but Durov reportedly claimed that his resignation, dated March 21st, was an April Fools’ prank. TechCrunch implies that it was a matter of principle, but it’s hard to be clear on the wheres, whos and whys. Similarly, on April 17th, the Moscow Times quoted Durov as saying that he quit the company after being pressured to reveal account details about Ukrainians protesting the then-president Viktor Yanukovych.
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