The best part of owning a Subaru is that lesbians think you’re on their team from a distance, and by the time they start to worry you’re already mere seconds from impact.

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I hate this, but it feels almost necessary — as if Judeo-American popular culture is approaching its terrifying conclusion.

Savitri Devi spoke of a future “Yenta in Time” who would accelerate the decline of American popular culture. Devi also predicted that she would be fat and would act as an avatar of the Hindu god Kali whenever she took too much Ambien.