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Семилетнему Вовочке на день рождения тетя подарила игрушечный пистолет, стреляющий пластмассовыми пульками. Мама говорит Вовочке:
— Сынок, что нужно сказать тете Клаве?
Вовочка, покрутив, пистолет в руках:
— Так... Волына чистая? По мокрухе не мелькала?

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Семилетнему Вовочке на день рождения тетя подарила игрушечный пистолет, стреляющий пластмассовыми пульками. Мама говорит Вовочке:
— Сынок, что нужно сказать тете Клаве?
Вовочка, покрутив, пистолет в руках:
— Так... Волына чистая? По мокрухе не мелькала?

🦀 Держи краба!

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