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Встречаются как-то механик и врач. Механик говорит
- слушай, а вот мы с тобой занимаемся примерно одинаковой деятельностью, так почему же у тебя зарплата в пять раз больше?
- ну вот смотри: сравнение твоё, конечно, верное, но ты, в отличии от меня, чинишь выключенный механизм. Попробуй включить двигатель и починить его
Механик включил двигатель, ему оторвало 4 пальца и намотало перчатку вместе с рукой на вал. До конца жизни механик остался инвалидом. Дети, соблюдайте технику безопасности, это вам не шутки.

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Встречаются как-то механик и врач. Механик говорит
- слушай, а вот мы с тобой занимаемся примерно одинаковой деятельностью, так почему же у тебя зарплата в пять раз больше?
- ну вот смотри: сравнение твоё, конечно, верное, но ты, в отличии от меня, чинишь выключенный механизм. Попробуй включить двигатель и починить его
Механик включил двигатель, ему оторвало 4 пальца и намотало перчатку вместе с рукой на вал. До конца жизни механик остался инвалидом. Дети, соблюдайте технику безопасности, это вам не шутки.

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