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Сидят зеки во французской тюрьме, обдумывают план побега.

— Значит так, я вырубаю худого, Жак делает подсечку тому толстяку, Франсуа выхватывает у него автомат, мочим охрану и сваливаем!
— Ты совсем с ума сошёл, Мишель. Да нас же самих изрешетят. Нужно найти плотные ковры и перелезть ночью через колючую проволоку!
— Жак, там прожектора на каждом углу. Лучше по старинке - сделаем подкоп. Долго, но надёжно. Павел, а почему ты молчишь?

На следующий день просыпается охрана. Зеков в камерах нет. Смотрят — а стена исчезла.

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Сидят зеки во французской тюрьме, обдумывают план побега.

— Значит так, я вырубаю худого, Жак делает подсечку тому толстяку, Франсуа выхватывает у него автомат, мочим охрану и сваливаем!
— Ты совсем с ума сошёл, Мишель. Да нас же самих изрешетят. Нужно найти плотные ковры и перелезть ночью через колючую проволоку!
— Жак, там прожектора на каждом углу. Лучше по старинке - сделаем подкоп. Долго, но надёжно. Павел, а почему ты молчишь?

На следующий день просыпается охрана. Зеков в камерах нет. Смотрят — а стена исчезла.

baneksbest

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The War on Fakes channel has repeatedly attempted to push conspiracies that footage from Ukraine is somehow being falsified. One post on the channel from February 24 claimed without evidence that a widely viewed photo of a Ukrainian woman injured in an airstrike in the city of Chuhuiv was doctored and that the woman was seen in a different photo days later without injuries. The post, which has over 600,000 views, also baselessly claimed that the woman's blood was actually makeup or grape juice. Some people used the platform to organize ahead of the storming of the U.S. Capitol in January 2021, and last month Senator Mark Warner sent a letter to Durov urging him to curb Russian information operations on Telegram. Under the Sebi Act, the regulator has the power to carry out search and seizure of books, registers, documents including electronics and digital devices from any person associated with the securities market. As such, the SC would like to remind investors to always exercise caution when evaluating investment opportunities, especially those promising unrealistically high returns with little or no risk. Investors should also never deposit money into someone’s personal bank account if instructed. Telegram has become more interventionist over time, and has steadily increased its efforts to shut down these accounts. But this has also meant that the company has also engaged with lawmakers more generally, although it maintains that it doesn’t do so willingly. For instance, in September 2021, Telegram reportedly blocked a chat bot in support of (Putin critic) Alexei Navalny during Russia’s most recent parliamentary elections. Pavel Durov was quoted at the time saying that the company was obliged to follow a “legitimate” law of the land. He added that as Apple and Google both follow the law, to violate it would give both platforms a reason to boot the messenger from its stores.
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