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Пошёл корректор в «Шестёрочку»,
Украл яиц упаковочку.
Мало корректору платят —
Даже на яйки не хватит.

Шёл редактор за едой,
А у издателя план другой:
Шлёт ему матерьяльчики;
Нежно в них дружат мальчики.

Шёл дизайнер вразвалочку,
Сел дизайнер на лавочку —
Видит убогий баннер.
Умер, ведь стыд поганый.

Шёл переводчик на почту,
Ну а дошёл только ночью:
Каждый он шаг обдумывал,
Движенья рук и тулова.

Камеры смотрят в «Шестёрочке»,
Мальчики жаждут порочки,
Дизайнер беседует с боженькой,
Издатель молчит осторожненько,

Переводчик бредёт с договором,
До почты дойдёт, но не скоро,
Корректор варит яички,
А у редактора в глазах спички.

02.09.2024 #стихи



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Пошёл корректор в «Шестёрочку»,
Украл яиц упаковочку.
Мало корректору платят —
Даже на яйки не хватит.

Шёл редактор за едой,
А у издателя план другой:
Шлёт ему матерьяльчики;
Нежно в них дружат мальчики.

Шёл дизайнер вразвалочку,
Сел дизайнер на лавочку —
Видит убогий баннер.
Умер, ведь стыд поганый.

Шёл переводчик на почту,
Ну а дошёл только ночью:
Каждый он шаг обдумывал,
Движенья рук и тулова.

Камеры смотрят в «Шестёрочке»,
Мальчики жаждут порочки,
Дизайнер беседует с боженькой,
Издатель молчит осторожненько,

Переводчик бредёт с договором,
До почты дойдёт, но не скоро,
Корректор варит яички,
А у редактора в глазах спички.

02.09.2024 #стихи

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