i was born for subtle office sexual tension but ugh i guess i had to become a bohemian junior to understand that

me trying romanticize the fact that soon i'll no longer be a student and will have no choice but be employed

люди які курять і дудки і сигарети ви напевно єбетесь раком

так, друзі, я не розумію, нам знову треба проходити антибулінгову компанію адмінки?

ви перестали мене любити? я перестала постити смішні картинки та повідомлення? мої слова перестали вас розважати?

треба, треба обидві і треба right now

I love it when a close person of yours needs your opinion on something and sends you a picture of the thing with their hand as a reference for size. Because you know that hand damn well. You've held it a dozen times. You can recall what it feels like just from your memory. And yes, that vase on the right will look better on your table.