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Командир демонстрирует солдатам новый плейлист.
- Вот, товарищи бойцы, это новый секретный плейлист. Петров.
- Я!
- Подними плейлист.
Петров тужится, пыжится, не поднять.
- Не поднять.
- Сидоров, помоги Петрову.
Пытаются вдвоем, та же ситуация.
- Не поднять.
- Иванов, помогай.
Пыхтят втроем, но поднять не могут.
- А хули вы хотели? Сорок семь тонн!



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Командир демонстрирует солдатам новый плейлист.
- Вот, товарищи бойцы, это новый секретный плейлист. Петров.
- Я!
- Подними плейлист.
Петров тужится, пыжится, не поднять.
- Не поднять.
- Сидоров, помоги Петрову.
Пытаются вдвоем, та же ситуация.
- Не поднять.
- Иванов, помогай.
Пыхтят втроем, но поднять не могут.
- А хули вы хотели? Сорок семь тонн!

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