В казарму новобранцев заходит лейтенант: - Кто тут разбирается в электричестве? - Я! - вскакивает один новобранец. - Что закончил? - МЭИ с красным дипломом. - Сойдёт. Будешь следить, чтобы свет выключали в 22:00
В казарму новобранцев заходит лейтенант: - Кто тут разбирается в электричестве? - Я! - вскакивает один новобранец. - Что закончил? - МЭИ с красным дипломом. - Сойдёт. Будешь следить, чтобы свет выключали в 22:00
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I want a secure messaging app, should I use Telegram? The regulator said it had received information that messages containing stock tips and other investment advice with respect to selected listed companies are being widely circulated through websites and social media platforms such as Telegram, Facebook, WhatsApp and Instagram. Founder Pavel Durov says tech is meant to set you free The S&P 500 fell 1.3% to 4,204.36, and the Dow Jones Industrial Average was down 0.7% to 32,943.33. The Dow posted a fifth straight weekly loss — its longest losing streak since 2019. The Nasdaq Composite tumbled 2.2% to 12,843.81. Though all three indexes opened in the green, stocks took a turn after a new report showed U.S. consumer sentiment deteriorated more than expected in early March as consumers' inflation expectations soared to the highest since 1981. For tech stocks, “the main thing is yields,” Essaye said.
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