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У академика дома в три часа ночи раздается звонок. Полусонный академик снимает трубку:
— Алло? Кто это? Голос отвечает:
— Кто-кто, конь в кожаном пальто!
На следующую ночь такая же история. На третью ночь академик заранее приготовил речь. Как только ровно в три часа ночи зазвонил телефон, академик снимает трубку и орет:
— Да как ты достал уже, козлиная рожа, пошел на х@й, понял, ублюдок?
Голос:
— Николай Петрович, что это с вами?
Академик, смутившись, спрашивает:
— Ой, простите, кто это?
— Кто-кто, конь в кожаном пальто!

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У академика дома в три часа ночи раздается звонок. Полусонный академик снимает трубку:
— Алло? Кто это? Голос отвечает:
— Кто-кто, конь в кожаном пальто!
На следующую ночь такая же история. На третью ночь академик заранее приготовил речь. Как только ровно в три часа ночи зазвонил телефон, академик снимает трубку и орет:
— Да как ты достал уже, козлиная рожа, пошел на х@й, понял, ублюдок?
Голос:
— Николай Петрович, что это с вами?
Академик, смутившись, спрашивает:
— Ой, простите, кто это?
— Кто-кто, конь в кожаном пальто!

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