Пушкин и Лермонтов пришли на бал. Сидят там и арбузы кушают. Лермонтов как ломоть съест - корку тут же Пушкину подложит. Потом и заявляет: "Господа! Вы посмотрите, каков Пушкин обжора! Вон сколько у него корок!" А Пушкин отвечает: "Господа! Вы гляньте, каков обжора Лермонтов! Я его мать ебу, а он всё хавает!"
Пушкин и Лермонтов пришли на бал. Сидят там и арбузы кушают. Лермонтов как ломоть съест - корку тут же Пушкину подложит. Потом и заявляет: "Господа! Вы посмотрите, каков Пушкин обжора! Вон сколько у него корок!" А Пушкин отвечает: "Господа! Вы гляньте, каков обжора Лермонтов! Я его мать ебу, а он всё хавает!"
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He floated the idea of restricting the use of Telegram in Ukraine and Russia, a suggestion that was met with fierce opposition from users. Shortly after, Durov backed off the idea. Friday’s performance was part of a larger shift. For the week, the Dow, S&P 500 and Nasdaq fell 2%, 2.9%, and 3.5%, respectively. In a statement, the regulator said the search and seizure operation was carried out against seven individuals and one corporate entity at multiple locations in Ahmedabad and Bhavnagar in Gujarat, Neemuch in Madhya Pradesh, Delhi, and Mumbai. Multiple pro-Kremlin media figures circulated the post's false claims, including prominent Russian journalist Vladimir Soloviev and the state-controlled Russian outlet RT, according to the DFR Lab's report. But Telegram says people want to keep their chat history when they get a new phone, and they like having a data backup that will sync their chats across multiple devices. And that is why they let people choose whether they want their messages to be encrypted or not. When not turned on, though, chats are stored on Telegram's services, which are scattered throughout the world. But it has "disclosed 0 bytes of user data to third parties, including governments," Telegram states on its website.
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