В Ереванское КБ приезжает японская делегация. Главный инженер-армянин рассказывает: — Вот тут у нас сидят 8 инженеров, вот тут 12, вот тут 16. Японец: — А зачем вам 36 инженеров в алкогольном магазине? Инженер-армянин: — А зачем вы в алкогольный магазин целую делегацию из Японии отправили? – А почему вы отвечаете вопросом на вопрос? – А вы что, антисемит?
В Ереванское КБ приезжает японская делегация. Главный инженер-армянин рассказывает: — Вот тут у нас сидят 8 инженеров, вот тут 12, вот тут 16. Японец: — А зачем вам 36 инженеров в алкогольном магазине? Инженер-армянин: — А зачем вы в алкогольный магазин целую делегацию из Японии отправили? – А почему вы отвечаете вопросом на вопрос? – А вы что, антисемит?
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As such, the SC would like to remind investors to always exercise caution when evaluating investment opportunities, especially those promising unrealistically high returns with little or no risk. Investors should also never deposit money into someone’s personal bank account if instructed. I want a secure messaging app, should I use Telegram? What distinguishes the app from competitors is its use of what's known as channels: Public or private feeds of photos and videos that can be set up by one person or an organization. The channels have become popular with on-the-ground journalists, aid workers and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, who broadcasts on a Telegram channel. The channels can be followed by an unlimited number of people. Unlike Facebook, Twitter and other popular social networks, there is no advertising on Telegram and the flow of information is not driven by an algorithm. At the start of 2018, the company attempted to launch an Initial Coin Offering (ICO) which would enable it to enable payments (and earn the cash that comes from doing so). The initial signals were promising, especially given Telegram’s user base is already fairly crypto-savvy. It raised an initial tranche of cash – worth more than a billion dollars – to help develop the coin before opening sales to the public. Unfortunately, third-party sales of coins bought in those initial fundraising rounds raised the ire of the SEC, which brought the hammer down on the whole operation. In 2020, officials ordered Telegram to pay a fine of $18.5 million and hand back much of the cash that it had raised. On Telegram’s website, it says that Pavel Durov “supports Telegram financially and ideologically while Nikolai (Duvov)’s input is technological.” Currently, the Telegram team is based in Dubai, having moved around from Berlin, London and Singapore after departing Russia. Meanwhile, the company which owns Telegram is registered in the British Virgin Islands.
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