Встречаются два приятеля. - Ну, как дела? Как твоя аспирантура? - Хреново. Не защитился я. - Да ты что? У тебя ж такая тема была проходная, что-то типа "Экспериментальное изучение СПИДа". - Ну в том-то и дело. Представляешь, за три года так и не научил моих крыс подопытных в жопу трахаться.
Встречаются два приятеля. - Ну, как дела? Как твоя аспирантура? - Хреново. Не защитился я. - Да ты что? У тебя ж такая тема была проходная, что-то типа "Экспериментальное изучение СПИДа". - Ну в том-то и дело. Представляешь, за три года так и не научил моих крыс подопытных в жопу трахаться.
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