Lasagna

Where can I buy a measuring tape with smaller inches? I'm tired of getting laughed at.

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Money man mike tip of the year:
- Keep stealing and selling copper

Currently working on a pumpgang crypto ru... i mean coin that will be going to the moon 🌙 it will have pump in the name so there's no chance it will dump 😎

Trump isn't in office till tomorrow and has already brought back the educational and insightful app TikTok for all Americans to grow spiritually with once again! Thanks, Trump saar!

(Nothing ever happens)

The worst part about getting a new phone is training the autocorrect to be racist. My old phone would suggest "niggers" after every conjunction word. Took me months to achieve that.

Art is dead.

Marcel Duchamp killed it.