Идет мент по улице, видит - девочка в песочнице что-то лепит. - Девочка, а что ты лепишь? - Мента! - А из чего? - Глина, песок. И говно Мент разозлился: - А ну, сейчас же сломай, а то к родителям отведу! - проследил и ушёл. Через некоторое время опять подходит: - Hу, а сейчас что лепишь? - Пожарника - Из чего? - Глина, песок. Говна немножко Мент (ухмыляясь): - А ты говна побольше клади Девочка: - Не могу, опять мент получится...
Идет мент по улице, видит - девочка в песочнице что-то лепит. - Девочка, а что ты лепишь? - Мента! - А из чего? - Глина, песок. И говно Мент разозлился: - А ну, сейчас же сломай, а то к родителям отведу! - проследил и ушёл. Через некоторое время опять подходит: - Hу, а сейчас что лепишь? - Пожарника - Из чего? - Глина, песок. Говна немножко Мент (ухмыляясь): - А ты говна побольше клади Девочка: - Не могу, опять мент получится...
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So, uh, whenever I hear about Telegram, it’s always in relation to something bad. What gives? These entities are reportedly operating nine Telegram channels with more than five million subscribers to whom they were making recommendations on selected listed scrips. Such recommendations induced the investors to deal in the said scrips, thereby creating artificial volume and price rise. The War on Fakes channel has repeatedly attempted to push conspiracies that footage from Ukraine is somehow being falsified. One post on the channel from February 24 claimed without evidence that a widely viewed photo of a Ukrainian woman injured in an airstrike in the city of Chuhuiv was doctored and that the woman was seen in a different photo days later without injuries. The post, which has over 600,000 views, also baselessly claimed that the woman's blood was actually makeup or grape juice. "The result is on this photo: fiery 'greetings' to the invaders," the Security Service of Ukraine wrote alongside a photo showing several military vehicles among plumes of black smoke. At this point, however, Durov had already been working on Telegram with his brother, and further planned a mobile-first social network with an explicit focus on anti-censorship. Later in April, he told TechCrunch that he had left Russia and had “no plans to go back,” saying that the nation was currently “incompatible with internet business at the moment.” He added later that he was looking for a country that matched his libertarian ideals to base his next startup.
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