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Едут дальнобойщик с напарником. Смотрят — девка голосует симпатичная.

— Возьмём?

— Конечно!

Она сзади села и в спальник забралась.

Водила сразу:

— Ну–ка, порули пока, я сейчас... — и к ней в спальник.

Через 10 минут выбрался, сел вперёд, закурил:

— Ай, хороша девка!

Напарник:

— Чё, правда хороша? Ну–ка, порули пока... — и к ней в спальник.

Через 10 минут девка вылезает, садится с водилой, закуривает:

— Ай, хорош у тебя напарник!

Водила:

— Чё правда так хорош? Ну–ка, порули...



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Едут дальнобойщик с напарником. Смотрят — девка голосует симпатичная.

— Возьмём?

— Конечно!

Она сзади села и в спальник забралась.

Водила сразу:

— Ну–ка, порули пока, я сейчас... — и к ней в спальник.

Через 10 минут выбрался, сел вперёд, закурил:

— Ай, хороша девка!

Напарник:

— Чё, правда хороша? Ну–ка, порули пока... — и к ней в спальник.

Через 10 минут девка вылезает, садится с водилой, закуривает:

— Ай, хорош у тебя напарник!

Водила:

— Чё правда так хорош? Ну–ка, порули...

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