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Сидят на путях Петька и Василий Иваныч, скучают. Тут Петька вопросом задался и говорит:
— Василий Иваныч, вот ты умный человек, объясни мне, почему у поезда колёса круглые, а по рельсам стучат?
Чапай почесал репу и отвечает:
— Вот ты, Петька, знаешь чему равна площадь круга?
— Знаю, пи эр квадрат!
— Вот этот квадрат по рельсам и х@ярит!

🦀 Держи краба!



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Сидят на путях Петька и Василий Иваныч, скучают. Тут Петька вопросом задался и говорит:
— Василий Иваныч, вот ты умный человек, объясни мне, почему у поезда колёса круглые, а по рельсам стучат?
Чапай почесал репу и отвечает:
— Вот ты, Петька, знаешь чему равна площадь круга?
— Знаю, пи эр квадрат!
— Вот этот квадрат по рельсам и х@ярит!

🦀 Держи краба!

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Andrey, a Russian entrepreneur living in Brazil who, fearing retaliation, asked that NPR not use his last name, said Telegram has become one of the few places Russians can access independent news about the war. The account, "War on Fakes," was created on February 24, the same day Russian President Vladimir Putin announced a "special military operation" and troops began invading Ukraine. The page is rife with disinformation, according to The Atlantic Council's Digital Forensic Research Lab, which studies digital extremism and published a report examining the channel. "We're seeing really dramatic moves, and it's all really tied to Ukraine right now, and in a secondary way, in terms of interest rates," Octavio Marenzi, CEO of Opimas, told Yahoo Finance Live on Thursday. "This war in Ukraine is going to give the Fed the ammunition, the cover that it needs, to not raise interest rates too quickly. And I think Jay Powell is a very tepid sort of inflation fighter and he's not going to do as much as he needs to do to get that under control. And this seems like an excuse to kick the can further down the road still and not do too much too soon." Investors took profits on Friday while they could ahead of the weekend, explained Tom Essaye, founder of Sevens Report Research. Saturday and Sunday could easily bring unfortunate news on the war front—and traders would rather be able to sell any recent winnings at Friday’s earlier prices than wait for a potentially lower price at Monday’s open. Channels are not fully encrypted, end-to-end. All communications on a Telegram channel can be seen by anyone on the channel and are also visible to Telegram. Telegram may be asked by a government to hand over the communications from a channel. Telegram has a history of standing up to Russian government requests for data, but how comfortable you are relying on that history to predict future behavior is up to you. Because Telegram has this data, it may also be stolen by hackers or leaked by an internal employee.
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