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Ловят два рыбака рыбу. У первого ничего не клюет, у второго клев идет на ура, только успевает забрасывать удочку. Первый: Друг, подскажи на что ловишь? Второй: На таблетки от триппера. Первый все бросает и бежит в ближайшую аптеку. — Дайте мне три, нет, пять пачек таблеток от триппера. продавщица: -Что уже поймали? — Нет, но место знаю охуенное.
Ловят два рыбака рыбу. У первого ничего не клюет, у второго клев идет на ура, только успевает забрасывать удочку. Первый: Друг, подскажи на что ловишь? Второй: На таблетки от триппера. Первый все бросает и бежит в ближайшую аптеку. — Дайте мне три, нет, пять пачек таблеток от триппера. продавщица: -Что уже поймали? — Нет, но место знаю охуенное.
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At its heart, Telegram is little more than a messaging app like WhatsApp or Signal. But it also offers open channels that enable a single user, or a group of users, to communicate with large numbers in a method similar to a Twitter account. This has proven to be both a blessing and a curse for Telegram and its users, since these channels can be used for both good and ill. Right now, as Wired reports, the app is a key way for Ukrainians to receive updates from the government during the invasion. And while money initially moved into stocks in the morning, capital moved out of safe-haven assets. The price of the 10-year Treasury note fell Friday, sending its yield up to 2% from a March closing low of 1.73%. Ukrainian forces have since put up a strong resistance to the Russian troops amid the war that has left hundreds of Ukrainian civilians, including children, dead, according to the United Nations. Ukrainian and international officials have accused Russia of targeting civilian populations with shelling and bombardments. In this regard, Sebi collaborated with the Telecom Regulatory Authority of India (TRAI) to reduce the vulnerability of the securities market to manipulation through misuse of mass communication medium like bulk SMS. This provided opportunity to their linked entities to offload their shares at higher prices and make significant profits at the cost of unsuspecting retail investors.
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