Петька спрашивает у Василия Ивановича: а что такое перспектива и ретроспектива? Василий Иванович отвечает: — ну смотри Петька, вон видишь парня, который курсы военблогера от Рыбаря проходит? Петька: да, вижу — скоро он доучится и присоединится к вон тем ребятам, опытным военблогерам. Так вот, это — перспектива. — а почему они собрались и в жопы ебутся? — а вот это ретроспектива.
Петька спрашивает у Василия Ивановича: а что такое перспектива и ретроспектива? Василий Иванович отвечает: — ну смотри Петька, вон видишь парня, который курсы военблогера от Рыбаря проходит? Петька: да, вижу — скоро он доучится и присоединится к вон тем ребятам, опытным военблогерам. Так вот, это — перспектива. — а почему они собрались и в жопы ебутся? — а вот это ретроспектива.
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At its heart, Telegram is little more than a messaging app like WhatsApp or Signal. But it also offers open channels that enable a single user, or a group of users, to communicate with large numbers in a method similar to a Twitter account. This has proven to be both a blessing and a curse for Telegram and its users, since these channels can be used for both good and ill. Right now, as Wired reports, the app is a key way for Ukrainians to receive updates from the government during the invasion. In December 2021, Sebi officials had conducted a search and seizure operation at the premises of certain persons carrying out similar manipulative activities through Telegram channels. One thing that Telegram now offers to all users is the ability to “disappear” messages or set remote deletion deadlines. That enables users to have much more control over how long people can access what you’re sending them. Given that Russian law enforcement officials are reportedly (via Insider) stopping people in the street and demanding to read their text messages, this could be vital to protect individuals from reprisals. The S&P 500 fell 1.3% to 4,204.36, and the Dow Jones Industrial Average was down 0.7% to 32,943.33. The Dow posted a fifth straight weekly loss — its longest losing streak since 2019. The Nasdaq Composite tumbled 2.2% to 12,843.81. Though all three indexes opened in the green, stocks took a turn after a new report showed U.S. consumer sentiment deteriorated more than expected in early March as consumers' inflation expectations soared to the highest since 1981. That hurt tech stocks. For the past few weeks, the 10-year yield has traded between 1.72% and 2%, as traders moved into the bond for safety when Russia headlines were ugly—and out of it when headlines improved. Now, the yield is touching its pandemic-era high. If the yield breaks above that level, that could signal that it’s on a sustainable path higher. Higher long-dated bond yields make future profits less valuable—and many tech companies are valued on the basis of profits forecast for many years in the future.
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