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Сидят три финна на завалинке дома и смотрят на улицу поселка.
Дети играют, собаки бегают... Долго сидят. Hаконец, один говорит:
- Дааа, бывают очень умные собаки.
Молчат дальше. Затем второй говорит:
- Да, бывают собаки, такие умные.... Прямо умнее своих хозяев.
Опять сидят. Третий через полчаса:
- У меня в позапрошлом году была такая собака.



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Сидят три финна на завалинке дома и смотрят на улицу поселка.
Дети играют, собаки бегают... Долго сидят. Hаконец, один говорит:
- Дааа, бывают очень умные собаки.
Молчат дальше. Затем второй говорит:
- Да, бывают собаки, такие умные.... Прямо умнее своих хозяев.
Опять сидят. Третий через полчаса:
- У меня в позапрошлом году была такая собака.

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