I, for one, embrace our mechanical mushroom overlords

Good Frigg's Day.

Going from a schedule that changed every day to extreme consistency, down to the hour, with essentially a scheduled time for grass-touching, is earnestly the best decision I've made in a while. The main rule of the Saturn Return appears to be: if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Will be referring to Jesus as Rabbi Yeshua Ben Yosef from now on to confuse Bible Belt Christians.

Why does Instagram insist on showing me the most unhinged advertisements

The path of druidry is closed to none, nor is it open only to those of a certain bloodline. Anyone saying otherwise is a white nationalist in druid's clothing.