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Про сладенькое.

Иду я, значит, вчера на работу. В руках как полагается контейнер с едой. Время обеденное. Контейнер маленький и прозрачный. В контейнере тихо мирно лежит только что купленный «кусочек» жутко майонезного «слоеного» салата.

Навстречу совершенно незнакомый мужик.

Мужик (за пару шагов до меня кивая на контейнер): «Сладенькое?».

Я (офигевшая от неожиданности): «Ни в коем случае!».

Мужик (не останавливаясь): «Уважаю!».

Я (все еще офигевшая): «Спасибо!».

Сметанник в моей сумке (щедро присыпанный сахарной пудрой): «Ну-ну».



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Про сладенькое.

Иду я, значит, вчера на работу. В руках как полагается контейнер с едой. Время обеденное. Контейнер маленький и прозрачный. В контейнере тихо мирно лежит только что купленный «кусочек» жутко майонезного «слоеного» салата.

Навстречу совершенно незнакомый мужик.

Мужик (за пару шагов до меня кивая на контейнер): «Сладенькое?».

Я (офигевшая от неожиданности): «Ни в коем случае!».

Мужик (не останавливаясь): «Уважаю!».

Я (все еще офигевшая): «Спасибо!».

Сметанник в моей сумке (щедро присыпанный сахарной пудрой): «Ну-ну».

BY Мать Всемогущая





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