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В 3 часа ночи звонок в дверь:
— Кто там?
— Грабители,нам нужно 100 кг золота.
— А 105 кг не надо??
— Ну давайте 105.
— Ксюшенька, золотце, вставай за тобой пришли.

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В 3 часа ночи звонок в дверь:
— Кто там?
— Грабители,нам нужно 100 кг золота.
— А 105 кг не надо??
— Ну давайте 105.
— Ксюшенька, золотце, вставай за тобой пришли.

🦀 Держи краба!

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