Приходит мужчина к хирургу и жалуется: — Доктор, у меня болит живот! — А давайте я вам жопу отрежу, — предлагает доктор. — Что? Да ну вас, доктор! — пациент разворачивается и уходит. Заходит к терапевту. — Доктор, у меня болит живот, а хирург хотел мне жопу отрезать! — Ох уж мне эти хирурги, — сочувственно качает головой терапевт, — им лишь бы только скальпелем поработать. Ну ладно, вот вам таблеточки. Две недельки принимайте, после еды, два раза в день — сама отвалится.
Приходит мужчина к хирургу и жалуется: — Доктор, у меня болит живот! — А давайте я вам жопу отрежу, — предлагает доктор. — Что? Да ну вас, доктор! — пациент разворачивается и уходит. Заходит к терапевту. — Доктор, у меня болит живот, а хирург хотел мне жопу отрезать! — Ох уж мне эти хирурги, — сочувственно качает головой терапевт, — им лишь бы только скальпелем поработать. Ну ладно, вот вам таблеточки. Две недельки принимайте, после еды, два раза в день — сама отвалится.
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On February 27th, Durov posted that Channels were becoming a source of unverified information and that the company lacks the ability to check on their veracity. He urged users to be mistrustful of the things shared on Channels, and initially threatened to block the feature in the countries involved for the length of the war, saying that he didn’t want Telegram to be used to aggravate conflict or incite ethnic hatred. He did, however, walk back this plan when it became clear that they had also become a vital communications tool for Ukrainian officials and citizens to help coordinate their resistance and evacuations. Pavel Durov, a billionaire who embraces an all-black wardrobe and is often compared to the character Neo from "the Matrix," funds Telegram through his personal wealth and debt financing. And despite being one of the world's most popular tech companies, Telegram reportedly has only about 30 employees who defer to Durov for most major decisions about the platform. There was another possible development: Reuters also reported that Ukraine said that Belarus could soon join the invasion of Ukraine. However, the AFP, citing a Pentagon official, said the U.S. hasn’t yet seen evidence that Belarusian troops are in Ukraine. Given the pro-privacy stance of the platform, it’s taken as a given that it’ll be used for a number of reasons, not all of them good. And Telegram has been attached to a fair few scandals related to terrorism, sexual exploitation and crime. Back in 2015, Vox described Telegram as “ISIS’ app of choice,” saying that the platform’s real use is the ability to use channels to distribute material to large groups at once. Telegram has acted to remove public channels affiliated with terrorism, but Pavel Durov reiterated that he had no business snooping on private conversations. On Feb. 27, however, he admitted from his Russian-language account that "Telegram channels are increasingly becoming a source of unverified information related to Ukrainian events."
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