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Танцует Наташа с поручиком Ржевским и говорит ему:
–Поручик, расскажите какую-нибудь занимательную историю.
–Пожалуйста! Вот иду я как-то по лесу, смотрю – а на опушке мужик подставил стульчик и ебет корову. Я подбежал тихонько, стульчик выбил – так еле ноги унес…
–Фу, поручик какой Вы пошляк. Я даже танцевать с Вами не буду.
Подходит к Болконскому и жалуется на Ржевского:
–Вы знаете, поручик такой пошляк!
–Он не только пошляк, он еще и подлец! Представляете, ебу я как-то корову в лесу...



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Танцует Наташа с поручиком Ржевским и говорит ему:
–Поручик, расскажите какую-нибудь занимательную историю.
–Пожалуйста! Вот иду я как-то по лесу, смотрю – а на опушке мужик подставил стульчик и ебет корову. Я подбежал тихонько, стульчик выбил – так еле ноги унес…
–Фу, поручик какой Вы пошляк. Я даже танцевать с Вами не буду.
Подходит к Болконскому и жалуется на Ржевского:
–Вы знаете, поручик такой пошляк!
–Он не только пошляк, он еще и подлец! Представляете, ебу я как-то корову в лесу...

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The account, "War on Fakes," was created on February 24, the same day Russian President Vladimir Putin announced a "special military operation" and troops began invading Ukraine. The page is rife with disinformation, according to The Atlantic Council's Digital Forensic Research Lab, which studies digital extremism and published a report examining the channel. On February 27th, Durov posted that Channels were becoming a source of unverified information and that the company lacks the ability to check on their veracity. He urged users to be mistrustful of the things shared on Channels, and initially threatened to block the feature in the countries involved for the length of the war, saying that he didn’t want Telegram to be used to aggravate conflict or incite ethnic hatred. He did, however, walk back this plan when it became clear that they had also become a vital communications tool for Ukrainian officials and citizens to help coordinate their resistance and evacuations. Apparently upbeat developments in Russia's discussions with Ukraine helped at least temporarily send investors back into risk assets. Russian President Vladimir Putin said during a meeting with his Belarusian counterpart Alexander Lukashenko that there were "certain positive developments" occurring in the talks with Ukraine, according to a transcript of their meeting. Putin added that discussions were happening "almost on a daily basis." What distinguishes the app from competitors is its use of what's known as channels: Public or private feeds of photos and videos that can be set up by one person or an organization. The channels have become popular with on-the-ground journalists, aid workers and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, who broadcasts on a Telegram channel. The channels can be followed by an unlimited number of people. Unlike Facebook, Twitter and other popular social networks, there is no advertising on Telegram and the flow of information is not driven by an algorithm. Telegram was founded in 2013 by two Russian brothers, Nikolai and Pavel Durov.
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