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Мальчик стоит у камня желаний и выбирает.
1) Ты получаешь сразу 1$ млн.
2) Ты получаешь по 50 рублей каждый раз, когда тебе врут.

Чуть позже дома.
- Мама, как я выгляжу?
- Отлично, сынок.
*СМС на телефоне: "зачислено 100р"*



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Мальчик стоит у камня желаний и выбирает.
1) Ты получаешь сразу 1$ млн.
2) Ты получаешь по 50 рублей каждый раз, когда тебе врут.

Чуть позже дома.
- Мама, как я выгляжу?
- Отлично, сынок.
*СМС на телефоне: "зачислено 100р"*

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