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К долгожителю, которому исполняется 120 лет, приехал журналист.
Сидит, спрашивает:
- Скажите, вы соблюдали какую-то диету?
- Да нет. Ел все подряд и выпивал...
- Может, режим специальный???
- Тоже нет. Мог и ночь не поспать...
- А какой тогда ваш секрет?
- Очень крепкие нервы. Я ни разу в жизни ни с кем не спорил.
- Но этого же просто не может быть!!!
- Вы правы. Этого действительно не может быть.



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К долгожителю, которому исполняется 120 лет, приехал журналист.
Сидит, спрашивает:
- Скажите, вы соблюдали какую-то диету?
- Да нет. Ел все подряд и выпивал...
- Может, режим специальный???
- Тоже нет. Мог и ночь не поспать...
- А какой тогда ваш секрет?
- Очень крепкие нервы. Я ни разу в жизни ни с кем не спорил.
- Но этого же просто не может быть!!!
- Вы правы. Этого действительно не может быть.

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