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Открыли супермагазин в котором есть ВСЕ:
Приходит мужик:
— Взвесте мене полкило кродильего хвоста.
— Пожалуйста...
Приходит другой:
— Дайте мене 2 десятка яиц бурундука.
— Нет проблем.
Приходит третий:
— Дай чуть менее 2 кг нихуя.
Продавец не растерялся и отвесил ему пизды.

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