'Update: I've been banned from the physics department for the way I pronounce "Doppler effect."'

3044. "Humidifier Review"

'They should add a little sticker that certifies that the humidifier supports water conservation, but in the sense of energy conservation or momentum conservation.'

3045. "AlphaMove"

'It struggles a little with complex positions, like when there are an even number of moves and it has to round down, but when run against itself it's capable of finding some novelties. At one point I saw six knights on the board at once; Stockfish rarely exceeds four.'

3046. "Stromatolites"

'If only my ancestors had been fortunate enough to marry into the branch of the bacteria family that could photosynthesize, like all my little green cousins here.'

3047. "Rotary Tool"

'It was great until my thumb slipped and I accidentally launched my telescope into the air at Mach 8.'

3048. "Suspension Bridge"

'As a first step, they can put in a secondary deck, to help drivers try it out and find out how fun the jumps are. After a while no one will use the old flat deck and they can remove it.'

3049. "Incoming Asteroid"

'The bottom ones are also potentially bad news for any other planets in our solar system that have been counting on Earth having a stable orbit.'