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Какой-то там съезд КПСС. Сталин ведёт доклад, резко прерывается:
- Кто курит?
Молчание
- Первый ряд, кто курил?
Все молчат.
- Расстрелять первый ряд
Расстреляли.
- Второй ряд, кто курил?
Снова тишина.
- Расстрелять второй ряд
Расстреляли
- Третий ряд, кто курил?
- Т-товарищ Сталин, это я курил...
- Курение убивает. Здоровья вам



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Какой-то там съезд КПСС. Сталин ведёт доклад, резко прерывается:
- Кто курит?
Молчание
- Первый ряд, кто курил?
Все молчат.
- Расстрелять первый ряд
Расстреляли.
- Второй ряд, кто курил?
Снова тишина.
- Расстрелять второй ряд
Расстреляли
- Третий ряд, кто курил?
- Т-товарищ Сталин, это я курил...
- Курение убивает. Здоровья вам

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"Russians are really disconnected from the reality of what happening to their country," Andrey said. "So Telegram has become essential for understanding what's going on to the Russian-speaking world." Overall, extreme levels of fear in the market seems to have morphed into something more resembling concern. For example, the Cboe Volatility Index fell from its 2022 peak of 36, which it hit Monday, to around 30 on Friday, a sign of easing tensions. Meanwhile, while the price of WTI crude oil slipped from Sunday’s multiyear high $130 of barrel to $109 a pop. Markets have been expecting heavy restrictions on Russian oil, some of which the U.S. has already imposed, and that would reduce the global supply and bring about even more burdensome inflation. Recently, Durav wrote on his Telegram channel that users' right to privacy, in light of the war in Ukraine, is "sacred, now more than ever." The Dow Jones Industrial Average fell 230 points, or 0.7%. Meanwhile, the S&P 500 and the Nasdaq Composite dropped 1.3% and 2.2%, respectively. All three indexes began the day with gains before selling off. These entities are reportedly operating nine Telegram channels with more than five million subscribers to whom they were making recommendations on selected listed scrips. Such recommendations induced the investors to deal in the said scrips, thereby creating artificial volume and price rise.
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