Война. В госпиталь попал солдат с ранением — оторвало часть члена. На оставшейся части доктор видит татуировку — две буквы "АЗ". Спрашивает: — А что там было написано, "УАЗ"? — Нет... (на солдате уже нет лица) — "ТОПАЗ"? — Нет... (пускает скупую слезу) — А что? — НАШЕЛ МУЖИК ШЛЯПУ, А ОНА ЕМУ КАК РАЗ.
Война. В госпиталь попал солдат с ранением — оторвало часть члена. На оставшейся части доктор видит татуировку — две буквы "АЗ". Спрашивает: — А что там было написано, "УАЗ"? — Нет... (на солдате уже нет лица) — "ТОПАЗ"? — Нет... (пускает скупую слезу) — А что? — НАШЕЛ МУЖИК ШЛЯПУ, А ОНА ЕМУ КАК РАЗ.
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Pavel Durov, a billionaire who embraces an all-black wardrobe and is often compared to the character Neo from "the Matrix," funds Telegram through his personal wealth and debt financing. And despite being one of the world's most popular tech companies, Telegram reportedly has only about 30 employees who defer to Durov for most major decisions about the platform. Despite Telegram's origins, its approach to users' security has privacy advocates worried. The next bit isn’t clear, but Durov reportedly claimed that his resignation, dated March 21st, was an April Fools’ prank. TechCrunch implies that it was a matter of principle, but it’s hard to be clear on the wheres, whos and whys. Similarly, on April 17th, the Moscow Times quoted Durov as saying that he quit the company after being pressured to reveal account details about Ukrainians protesting the then-president Viktor Yanukovych. But the Ukraine Crisis Media Center's Tsekhanovska points out that communications are often down in zones most affected by the war, making this sort of cross-referencing a luxury many cannot afford. The fake Zelenskiy account reached 20,000 followers on Telegram before it was shut down, a remedial action that experts say is all too rare.
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