Сидят лев с быком, ужинают. Льву звонит жена: — Дорогой, ты скоро домой? — Да, дорогая, скоро буду! Бык заржал: — Ну ты, Лев, даёшь: «Да, дорогая, скоро буду!» Ты же царь зверей! Я вот по столу – трясь! – молчать, баба, когда надо, тогда и приду! На что Лев замечает: — Так ты не ровняй, у тебя жена — корова, а у меня – Львица!
Сидят лев с быком, ужинают. Льву звонит жена: — Дорогой, ты скоро домой? — Да, дорогая, скоро буду! Бык заржал: — Ну ты, Лев, даёшь: «Да, дорогая, скоро буду!» Ты же царь зверей! Я вот по столу – трясь! – молчать, баба, когда надо, тогда и приду! На что Лев замечает: — Так ты не ровняй, у тебя жена — корова, а у меня – Львица!
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You may recall that, back when Facebook started changing WhatsApp’s terms of service, a number of news outlets reported on, and even recommended, switching to Telegram. Pavel Durov even said that users should delete WhatsApp “unless you are cool with all of your photos and messages becoming public one day.” But Telegram can’t be described as a more-secure version of WhatsApp. Pavel Durov, a billionaire who embraces an all-black wardrobe and is often compared to the character Neo from "the Matrix," funds Telegram through his personal wealth and debt financing. And despite being one of the world's most popular tech companies, Telegram reportedly has only about 30 employees who defer to Durov for most major decisions about the platform. In this regard, Sebi collaborated with the Telecom Regulatory Authority of India (TRAI) to reduce the vulnerability of the securities market to manipulation through misuse of mass communication medium like bulk SMS. For example, WhatsApp restricted the number of times a user could forward something, and developed automated systems that detect and flag objectionable content. Telegram was co-founded by Pavel and Nikolai Durov, the brothers who had previously created VKontakte. VK is Russia’s equivalent of Facebook, a social network used for public and private messaging, audio and video sharing as well as online gaming. In January, SimpleWeb reported that VK was Russia’s fourth most-visited website, after Yandex, YouTube and Google’s Russian-language homepage. In 2016, Forbes’ Michael Solomon described Pavel Durov (pictured, below) as the “Mark Zuckerberg of Russia.”
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