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Ловят два рыбака рыбу. У первого ничего не клюет, у второго клев идет на ура, только успевает забрасывать удочку. Первый: Друг, подскажи на что ловишь? Второй: На таблетки от триппера. Первый все бросает и бежит в ближайшую аптеку. — Дайте мне три, нет, пять пачек таблеток от триппера. продавщица: -Что уже поймали? — Нет, но место знаю охуенное.
Ловят два рыбака рыбу. У первого ничего не клюет, у второго клев идет на ура, только успевает забрасывать удочку. Первый: Друг, подскажи на что ловишь? Второй: На таблетки от триппера. Первый все бросает и бежит в ближайшую аптеку. — Дайте мне три, нет, пять пачек таблеток от триппера. продавщица: -Что уже поймали? — Нет, но место знаю охуенное.
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The War on Fakes channel has repeatedly attempted to push conspiracies that footage from Ukraine is somehow being falsified. One post on the channel from February 24 claimed without evidence that a widely viewed photo of a Ukrainian woman injured in an airstrike in the city of Chuhuiv was doctored and that the woman was seen in a different photo days later without injuries. The post, which has over 600,000 views, also baselessly claimed that the woman's blood was actually makeup or grape juice. The news also helped traders look past another report showing decades-high inflation and shake off some of the volatility from recent sessions. The Bureau of Labor Statistics' February Consumer Price Index (CPI) this week showed another surge in prices even before Russia escalated its attacks in Ukraine. The headline CPI — soaring 7.9% over last year — underscored the sticky inflationary pressures reverberating across the U.S. economy, with everything from groceries to rents and airline fares getting more expensive for everyday consumers. The regulator said it had received information that messages containing stock tips and other investment advice with respect to selected listed companies are being widely circulated through websites and social media platforms such as Telegram, Facebook, WhatsApp and Instagram. "There are several million Russians who can lift their head up from propaganda and try to look for other sources, and I'd say that most look for it on Telegram," he said. Since January 2022, the SC has received a total of 47 complaints and enquiries on illegal investment schemes promoted through Telegram. These fraudulent schemes offer non-existent investment opportunities, promising very attractive and risk-free returns within a short span of time. They commonly offer unrealistic returns of as high as 1,000% within 24 hours or even within a few hours.
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