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Идет мент по улице, видит - девочка в песочнице что-то лепит.
- Девочка, а что ты лепишь?
- Мента!
- А из чего?
- Глина, песок. И говно
Мент разозлился:
- А ну, сейчас же сломай, а то к родителям отведу! - проследил и ушёл.
Через некоторое время опять подходит:
- Hу, а сейчас что лепишь?
- Пожарника
- Из чего?
- Глина, песок. Говна немножко
Мент (ухмыляясь):
- А ты говна побольше клади
Девочка:
- Не могу, опять мент получится...



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Идет мент по улице, видит - девочка в песочнице что-то лепит.
- Девочка, а что ты лепишь?
- Мента!
- А из чего?
- Глина, песок. И говно
Мент разозлился:
- А ну, сейчас же сломай, а то к родителям отведу! - проследил и ушёл.
Через некоторое время опять подходит:
- Hу, а сейчас что лепишь?
- Пожарника
- Из чего?
- Глина, песок. Говна немножко
Мент (ухмыляясь):
- А ты говна побольше клади
Девочка:
- Не могу, опять мент получится...

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