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Группа наших туристов приезжает в англоязычную страну. Гид их предупреждает: "Не отбивайтесь от группы - здесь кругом сутенеры. Но если все-таки отбились, требуйте российского консула". Один из туристов все же потерялся. К нему подбегает какой-то человек:
- Do you want a woman?
- No, no!- кричит мужик.
- Do you want a man?
- No!!! I want Russian consul!
- Possible, possible, but very expensive...

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Группа наших туристов приезжает в англоязычную страну. Гид их предупреждает: "Не отбивайтесь от группы - здесь кругом сутенеры. Но если все-таки отбились, требуйте российского консула". Один из туристов все же потерялся. К нему подбегает какой-то человек:
- Do you want a woman?
- No, no!- кричит мужик.
- Do you want a man?
- No!!! I want Russian consul!
- Possible, possible, but very expensive...

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